Sexual Prowess Fail, #3

hot on the heels as the world's worst lover..
Thanks to Robert for this submission. Yes, we’re finally publishing everything you’ve sent in.

hot on the heels as the world's worst lover..
Thanks to Robert for this submission. Yes, we’re finally publishing everything you’ve sent in.

This image seriously makes me question past relationships...
i like that she changes her bored face to a pity-smile. its almost MORE condescending!
Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die.
I saw the full video of this a long time ago, she smiled because the guy farted
what was the name of the video :d shes cute !
reminds me of my when i was with my ex husband :-L

Girl's night out - black out.
1..2..3..4..5..6! KO in 6 hits!
doesn’t know his own strength I guess, haha.
awesome!!! I will do with my girl the same!! Просто ппц!
he’s not even fucking her. he’s clearly wearing a speedo.

Invisible toilet?
Oh man I was hoping that she would take a dump on the floor…. disappointing
What is she marking her territory or something lol
Surely it’s curtains for this girls career (;
they do this to blame the dog!? xD omg
she can claim me if she wants! Video url?
Someone should rub her nose in it and smack here with a rolled up newspaper.
The trick is to keep a squirt gun around and and hit her with it as soon as you see shes about to spray, you can’t just punish her afterwards for it though since she doesn’t even remember doing it, ketamine is a hell of a drug no?
i find it very effective to use a simple mixure of vinegar and water in a spray bottle. they hate the smell of vinegar.
Aside from occasionally pissing on the curtains, she’s pretty hot. Nice boots.

Seems like they both need to up the reps.
Sorry for the delay, was being kept down by Le Man
thats the most brutal fuck machine ever
One question:
Is the pussy really that bad?
Any man who loves women enough will NEVER bring in a stunt double when the opportunity presents itself. That’s just fucking lazy.
Maybe he just likes watchin … and lack of neighbour brings stupid ideas .. or 30 seconds is not enaugh for her ?
t’es francais admin? pourquoi la GAV?
jc pas francais, mais j’y habite.. GAV pour grimper sur le toit de notre dame
lol un francais, glad 2 c u my fellow
Could they have made it any less visually appealing?

Not sure what to say here..
Given the shoes she’s wearing, that’s pretty impressive.
Looks like she’s auditioning for the part of a monster in Silent Hill.
Not as funny as the last ones but still good
Somebody give that bitch a sandwich!

XBox or PS3 version?
LOL WTF!!!!! hahahahahahaha what movie is that from?? lol i want it!
omg LOL!!!! one of the funniesnt fais i have ever seen! Definately the wii version this
More like invisible slalom. Those hands aren’t turning.
Is it just me or does it look like he’s making the sound effects with his mouth?
LOL, wow. that’s talent right there, haha.
His cock mus be all kinds of bent.. Please post the video links!
This guy looks like the one from the gif where he rolled over the floor

OK son, you've got one job to do: don't fuck it up. Sigh.
it’s fake! look on the top right corner
this gif is a fail, you see a bottle before he supposedly cums. no semen is that white, i hope its lotion
pssst, I hate to break it to you, but we KNOW it’s fake.
That’s why it says ‘Fake Cumshot Fail’ in the title.
Tanks genius. Captain Obvious should be proud of you.
pssst, the title has been changed since I posted my comment but thanks.
Most ’stunt cum’ is pina colada mix. Has a similar colour and consistency.
did you see how small his dick was?
I hope that it’s not Super Glue

He's back, and so 2009!
so, i´m wondering why this he is wearing this glass…
Raise your hands if you want to see this but with amputee midgets.
That looks so painful for the girl. Depending on how much lube there is and how tight she is, of course.
Around, around, around he goes. When he stops nobody knows!
There’s another couple next to them…
Without goggles = meh
With goggles = EPIC WIN!!
she does not look like she’s enjoying herself in the least, and he’s completely freaking oblivious.

This has to be fake. Someone find proof.
I have a friend who did this while we were back packing. It sure didnt last very long when he did it… and he burnt his asshole so this chick is in for a world of hurt.
This was done by a magician friend named Randy Richmond.
He used a small tube connected to a lighter butane refill. He is hidden off to the left controlling it.
The film was called blow it out your ass.
Pretty sure that is what they intended to do. Please tell me what they are failing at?
Homemade porno? Bored chicks, sex under blanket… Epic fail!
Hahahahaha. To bad the other ‘chick’ is a guy(:
and it’s worst thing in this scene )))
LOL. I love it xDD
nice boos though…
name of the girl?
George! I told you would make it laying down in the industry.
Her name is Tory Lane
this is a scene from brazzers and its not a fail…
looks like a fail 2 me!
Dude. Her face is simply priceless. I can’t stop laughing at this, lol.
it his fail, not hers. she makes that face cause he’s in love with the pillow!
What a bitch, maybe she should try moving. It must be like fucking a pillow. Albeit a pillow with tits.