Every midget knows when it's time to retreat. And when you've just tried to brush some girl's teeth with secondhand ejaculate, it's probably time to run.

This always happens at my orgies. The music too good and we all just end up dancing.

I'm not going to panic if she's not panicking.

I need one of these. A busty girl, not a jacuzzi. I can make bubbles by myself just fine.

Competition: What song are they dancing to?

When smega goes bad

If you pay really close attention, you can see they've covered his tiny, tiny penis with tiny, tiny pixels..

I'm pretty sure they take vows against this. The nuns, not the dogs.