MIDGET DISCRIMINATION

Every midget knows when it's time to retreat. And when you've just tried to brush some girl's teeth with secondhand ejaculate, it's probably time to run.

Every midget knows when it's time to retreat. And when you've just tried to brush some girl's teeth with secondhand ejaculate, it's probably time to run.

And he doesn’t even have bicycle airbags to break his fall.

Invisible toilet?

OK son, you've got one job to do: don't fuck it up. Sigh.

This has to be fake. Someone find proof.

After your advice, PornFail is firmly back on track.

Now why you'd go and waste a perfectly good blowjob is beyond me...

This could go wrong so many ways.

Someone packed their pink socks...

I say, jolly good ejaculate!