UPDATE WIN.. intimacy fail

We're back. I'm alive. Almost got eaten by crocodiles and kangaroos. Luckily, no ferocious japanese girls here. Ouch.

We're back. I'm alive. Almost got eaten by crocodiles and kangaroos. Luckily, no ferocious japanese girls here. Ouch.

Every midget knows when it's time to retreat. And when you've just tried to brush some girl's teeth with secondhand ejaculate, it's probably time to run.

This always happens at my orgies. The music too good and we all just end up dancing.

Competition: What song are they dancing to?

When smega goes bad

Ready, set, fail!
It’s our 101st post. Merry Easter.

I prefer take my roast beef flame grilled.

I'm pretty sure they take vows against this. The nuns, not the dogs.

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